Hamants Convo

[Intro] (Hello goodnight?) Yow, mek me talk to Keisha deh (Yo, make me talk to Keisha) (Hello?) Yeah, mek me talk to Keisha deh (Yeah, make me talk to Keisha) (Yuh wan’ talk to who?) (You want talk to who?) Oh
[Verse 1] Yow, sorry mi G, (Yo, sorry my G,) Like ah di wrong number dis (Like this is the wrong number) (No, ah Keisha phone man,) ((No, a Keisha phone man,)) (But anuh Keisha, dis ah Chris) ((But it’s not Keisha this, it’s Chris)) Oh, wah gwan mi G, 'ting good? (Oh, what’s going on my G, everything’s good?) Why pree? (Wassup?) (Yuh know mi deh yah bun ah spliff,) ((You know I’m here burning a spliff,)) (And ah scroll through di IG) ((And scrolling through the IG)) (Chill mi deh yah chill) ((Chill I’m here chilling) (Like ice cube inna iced tea) ((Like ice cube in a iced tea)) (But ah who dis?) ((But who is this?) (Yuh name nuh pop up pon di caller ID) ((Your name don’t pop up on the caller’s ID)) Ah di gyal dem sugarcane man, (It’s the girl’s sugercane man,) Di gyal dem nutty buddy (The girls nutty buddy) (Mi nuh know ah who dat) ((I don’t know whom that is)) Haha, ah Govi Govi (Haha, it’s Govi Govi) (Bomborass, wah gwan mi DJ?) ((What’s going on my DJ?) (Yuh know mi rate yuh) ((You know I rate you)) (Like how di PNP dem rate PJ?) ((Like how the PNPs like PJ?)) Mad (Man ah gyallis) ((Man is player)) (Suh yuh sing di gyallis song dem di real way) ((So you sing the player song them)) ((The real way)) Yeah (Si all gyal clown?) ((See all girls clown?) (Mi ah listen dat fi 'bout three day) ((Listening that for about three day) (I’m listening that for about three days)) Hmm, big up yuhself man Chris, (Hmm, Hail up yourself man Chris,) Yuh know ah mad ting (You it’s a mad thing) (Yeah) Nuff ah dem bwoy yah idiot to gyal ting (A lot of these boys are idiot yo girl) (Hahaha) Millions ah dollars dem spend pon gyal ring (Millions of dollars they spend on girl’s ring) (True, true) Ah next man outta road (A next man out the road) Ah cum pon dem gyal chin (Is coming on their girl’s chin) (Hahaha) Si all Keisha? (See all Keisha?) Seh shi have ah man ah foreign (Said she have a man at foreign) (Wait, wait) Regulah mi f**k it an’ cum pon di forehead (Regular I f**k it and cum on the forehead) (Wah?) Cock it up all inna di parking lot ah Carib (Hoist it up all in the parking lot at Carib) Hmm, Mi couldn't believe Wen she tell mi seh she married (When she told me that she’s married) Suh yuh ah who? Keisha bredda? (So your who? Keisha brother?) (No mi Genna) ((No my general)) Yuh ah who? Keisha cousin? (Your who? Keisha cousin?) (No dawg, foreign mi live, mi just land) ((No dog, foreign I live, I’ve just land) Weh yuh mean? (What you mean?) (Mi ah Keisha husband) ((I’m Keisha’s husband)) Bloodclaat
[Chorus] Yow, ah suh di ting set dawg (Yo, that’s how the thing set dog) If yuh sof’, (If your soft,) Gyal treat yuh like insect, dawg (Girls treat you like insect, dog) Anuh every gyal ketch mi interest (It’s not every girl’s catch my interest) Anuh Jezebel cyan get di ring set, dawg (And no Jezebel can get the ring set, dog) Look how much money yuh aguh invest (Look how much money your going to invest) An’ anotha man ah take off di pink dress, (And another man is taking off the pink dress,) Dawg (Dog) Yow, ah suh di ting set, dawg (Yo, that’s how the thing set,dog) Soft, gyal treat yuh like insect (Soft, girls treat you like insect)
[Verse 2] (Dawg,) ((Dog,)) (Luk how mi jus’ ah seh mi luv mi life) ((Look how I’m just saying I love my life)) (An’ mi mek mi family) ((And I make my family)) (Ah live some lovely life) ((Live some lovely life)) (Den fi get ah call like dis inna di mawning,) ((Then get a call like this in the morning,)) Ah find out di artist weh mi rate ah f**k mi wife) (Finding out the artist that)) ((I rate is f**king my wife)) Chris, nuh bother kill yuhself dawg, (Chris, don’t kill yourself dog,) Nuh touch di knife (Don’t touch the knife) Shi jus’ give mi ah one f**k (She just gave me a one f**k) An’ shi seh shi luv mi voice (And she said she loves my voice) (Ehh?) Suh just tink bout it, (So just think about it,) Don’t be dumb, be wise (Ehh?) Di Bible seh wen yuh have problem (The Bible said when you have problem) Yuh haffi just turn to Christ (You have to just turn to Christ) (Ehh?) Suh just pray 'bout it (So just pray ‘bout it) (Pray 'bout it?) ((Pray ‘bout it?)) (Tomorrow yuh aguh hear 'bout it) ((Tomorrow your going to heat ‘bout it)) (Mi aguh hold har head and tear out it) ((I’m going to hold her head and tear out it)) No (Wah happen after dat?) ((What happens after that?)) (Mi nuh care bout it) ((I don’t care bout it)) Den Chris, wen yuh do dat, (Then Chris when you do that,) Wah go happen to di kids dem? (What’s going to happen to the kids?) Dawg, (Dog,) (Remember that it’s all about the children) (Steups) Chris, just listen mi nuh bredda (Chris, just listen me, brother) (Steups) Mi and yuh can gwan f**k it togetha (Me and you can keep f**k it together) (Wah?) ((What?)) Yuh fi just know seh (You should just know that)
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[Verse 3] Aye bwoy Chris, (Hey boy Chris,) Yuh shouldn't ah answer di gyal phone enuh (You shouldn’t be answering the girl’s phone) Boop inna yuh head enuh (Hit in your head you know) One and move seh lightning inna yuh mout' (One and move say lightning in your mouth) Enuh (You know) Almighty, Lead out di strike force (Lead out the strike force) Yow Firestick, (Yo Firestick,) Ah wah dat yuh ah do man? (What that are you doing man?) Encourage di man (Encourage the man) An’ tell di man nuh violence against woman (And tell the man no violence against woman) Chris, yuh ah Christian? (Chris, are you Christian?) (No, mi ah Muslim) ((No, I’m a Muslim)) Mi did aguh tell yuh read di Bible, (I was going to tell you read the Bible,) But alright, go read di Quran (But alright, go read the Quran) (Respect DJ, by di way,) ((Respect DJ, the way,)) (Mi luv di album) ((I love the album)) Mad (Mi love IMPOSSIBLE enuh,}} ((I love IMPOSSIBLE you know,) (Mi pull it up everytime di song done) ((I pull it up everytime the song done)) Big song (Mi have ah question fi yuh, ) ((I have a question for you,)) An’ mi know it kinda random) (And I know it’s kinda random)) Ehh (But wen yuh did ah fuck Keisha, ((But when you did f**k Keisha,) (Yuh did wear ah condom?) ((Did you wear a condom?)) Wah kinda question dat, Chris? (What kinda question is that, Chris?) (Ah true dat, dah question deh shaky) ((It’s true that, that question is weird)) (But mi cyan believe) ((But I can’t believe)) (Seh strike force ah mi matey) ((That strike force is my wife’s side chick)) Cyan call badman matey, (Can’t call gangster side chick,) Yow, dah talk deh so lean (Yo that talk sounds lean) (Cool yah DJ man, yuh know weh mi mean) ((Cool yeah DJ man, you know what I mean)) Haha, Hey Chris, mi rate yuh, enuh (Hey Chris, I rate you, you know) Yuh ah real G (Your a real G) (Oh) Sorry fi f**k yuh wife todeh, (Sorry to f**k your wife today,) Yuh see pree (You see the pree?) (Strpz) (A eh least dat man,) (That’s the least man,)) (Big up yuhself gyallis boss) ((Hail up yourself player boss)) Yuh know mi wan' invite yuh ah ting named (“Players” class) (Ehh?) (Yeah, alright, mi ah check di schedule) (Yeah, alright, I’m going to check the schedule)) (An get back to yuh) ((And get back to you)) (Wul on, wan' Keisha) ((Hold on, one Keisha) Seh shi wan' chat to yuh) (Said she want talk to you)) Wah gwan Keisha wit di flat 'tomach? (What’s going on Keisha with the flat stomach?) (Dirty Govana,) (Yuh chat too much) (You chat too much))
[Outro] I'm so sorry Yuh know di General calling mi up (You know the General calling me up) Keisha nuh, just video call di man, (Keisha dont, just video call the man,) Mek mi see di man (Make me see the man) Yuh sure? (Your sure?) Yuh have ambition, mi rate dat (You have ambition, I rate that) Jus’ video call di man nuh (Just video call the man now) Yow Gov (Yo Gov) Yah deal mi General (What’s up my General?) Yeah dawg, yow (Yeah dog, Yo) Wi cyan link up? (Can we link up?,)